Little Gator’s Famous “Deep Sh-t Cookies”
—————————CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS—————————
1/2 c Honey
2/3 c (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine, or lard
1 Egg
1 ts Vanilla or peppermint extract
2 c Whole wheat flour
1/3 c Cocoa powder
Grape-nuts cereal
————————–GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS————————–
1/4 c Honey
1/4 c Molasses
2/3 c (1 and 1/3 stick) butter or margarine, or lard
1 Egg
2 1/3 c Whole wheat flour
Spices: ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp each)
Grape-nuts cereal
———————————-MIX-INS———————————-
Coconut (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Cooked spaghetti or ramen noodles (roundworms)
Corn
Peanuts
“those puffy pastel things” you find at chinese restaurants (to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets)
This makes cookies that look like cats poops (rolled in grape-nuts, which makes lovely fake kitty litter.
Notes:
There are two flavors-chocolate (dark brown), and gingerbread (light brown)
Amounts may need adjustment for flavoring.
The cookies are dense and not very sweet. This is necessary so that they will keep their shape during baking.
If you use white flour or sugar they may be tastier but they won’t look like sh-t.
TO MAKE:
Microwave the honey till it bubbles (about 1 minute).
Add the butter, (i’ve been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any.
Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff.
Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.
Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.
Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops.
Roll logs in grape-nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done (maybe 10 to 15 minutes).
Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop.
I hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.
I imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters.
This recipe worked especially well at the Halloween Party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.