90% of parents admit to sneaking goodies from their kids’ Halloween trick-or-treat bags

Where does a ghost refuel his porche? At a ghastly station.

One bowl is filled with clear water, another with wine, a third with vinegar, a fourth is empty. All are placed in line on table. Each person in turn is blindfolded, turned about three times, and led to table. A hand is put out and prophecy made by bowl touched. Water shows happy, peaceful life;

Who greets you at the door of a haunted house? A ghost host.